screaming pumpkins

live long. love freely.

tawnks:

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

(via spaghettihos)

noselfpreservation:

When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”

He looked startled.  “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.

"Yes she did!  She said I was a lesbian!"

"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"

I started getting mad.  “She did!  She said I was good at acting!”

"…That’s a thespian.  A thespian.”

"…Oh."

But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.

(via spaghettihos)

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via spaghettihos)

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington, via l3eau)

mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.
We can all go home.
The internet is over.

mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.

We can all go home.

The internet is over.

(Source: skycold, via heyfunniest)