screaming pumpkins

live long. love freely.

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington, via l3eau)

mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.
We can all go home.
The internet is over.

mellopwn:

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.

We can all go home.

The internet is over.

(Source: skycold, via heyfunniest)